Height: 7 1/2 inches
Weight: 4 lbs
Home town: Your Mom
Finishing Manuever: The Menstrual / Balls to the face
Greatest Achievement: Raped Woo2 in the face
Theme music: “Cigaro” by System of a Down
Title Reigns: none to date
Bio: The Package is definitely not something you’d want your kids to watch. This new ballsy, one eyed monster has penetrated his way not only into the UBW, but also your mom. With a detachable “package” at his disposal, this masked wrestler has inches to spare. The Package has a unique abilty to, well to put it frankly “Rock out with his COCK OUT!” One thing is for sure, the UBW will never be ”PG” while The Package is around.
