Billy Joe

Posted by Joshua Burns On August - 27 - 2009

Billy Joe (2009)

Height: 6′0 ft
Weight: 230 lbs
Home Town: The Land of Make Believe
Finishing Maneuver: Retard Strength/ The SpongeBob Splash
Greatest Achievement: Surviving for as long as he has.
Theme music: “Lets Get Retarded” by Black Eye Peas
Title Reigns: Toy Belt Championship stolen from Pyro (1)
Bio: This individual is “special”, if ya know what I mean. Billy Joe has hopped, skipped, and down right drooled his way into the hearts of UWA fans. After having a brief brush with death, in the form of a Big Poppa Peepers ass-kicking, found himself the humble and fearful pet of the W.E.E.D. When Peepers lost his title, as a result of Billy Joe’s ignorance, was soon euthanized from the group. Since then Billy Joe has been bouncing his way to the backyard with pride. Here at the UBW we like to think of him as a Fa.Fa..Fa..Friend