Wow! Isn’t this site purty. It’s been a while all my little bag heads. What was once the UWA has become the UBW, and do you know what that means? Does it mean love and understanding amongst the backyard wrestlers you see on a weekly basis? Hell no! It means even more controversy and backstage politics according to some. Speaking of which, let’s get down to it:
The biggest buzz in the new UBW has got to be what went down at the end of Backyard Brawl 4 with Ajax being arrested. Many have stated that earlier in the night seen on the very same broadcast Ajax was seen on camera in an apparent ‘deal’ was the cause of the arrest. Many others however have pointed the finger at the assault on, Championship Committee member, Gregory Stevens as the cause for arrest. Regardless of the cause of the arrest, many have felt the resulting end should have played in its entirety showing the fans the arrest so they would not feel cheated. When pressed for comment about the situation, the Championship Committee simply stated “We stand by our decision.”
Anthony Perez has been backstage as a great worker however rumors have started to swirl about an overhaul in reference to his character. Some within the creative aspect of the new UBW have been brainstorming as to what type of character “The Present” would be cast as. One has recommended a Rick Moranis (Ghostbusters, Honey I shrunk the Kids) style character, however have been quickly scraped, feeling the sheer magnitude of the role would be impossible to master.
The Package has been arrested and released on bail again due to public exposure.
In Florida a new law firm has been brought to the local media’s attention after taking on a high profile case of a double murder/suicide. The Johnson & Horowitz firm has come under some attention as well by the wrestling community as the names of the attorneys at law are Richard Johnson and Barry Horowitz. When researched further through the firms website both seem to bare a striking resemblance to the wrestlers in question. When attempted to reach the desk of Richard Johnson we were told he was away. I politely left my contact information. I still have yet to receive a call. In my opinion, I think he’s a dick!
Big Poppa Peepers has said to be on somewhat of a head hunt lately after the end of Backyard Brawl. Peepers has been said to have been putting together a list of all of the UBW wrestlers that have yet to escape his wrath. Needless to say the list is fairly short. With the uncertainty of the UBW World Heavyweight Championship still in the air, Peepers may not have a choice to his next opponent for the gold, but that won’t stop the 7 time UBW World Champion from ripping anybody’s head off.
I definitely have more information on the way, but exposing it to soon may reveal my secret identity. Until next time, choose paper over plastic.
B.P. Bagg
