United Backyard Wrestling

Leg drops, trashcans and evidently now cops, are becoming a weekly presence at UBW wrestling events. Reports from yesterday’s taping in Des Moines all noted yet another run-in with local police officers, the latest officer being best described as a complete and utter asshole. The officers name, which is being withheld for fear of legal repercussions, demanded the show to cease at once.

The young, fresh from the academy police officer seemed to overstep not only his jurisdiction, but proper respect for his fellow man. “We learned that police officers seemed to have the will power to create ordinance fines off the top of their head for whatever purpose that makes their point right in their eyes. The Patriot Act at work.” Said UBW Superstar, Sgt. Strict when questioned by UBWWrestling.com on the day’s events. ” The officer was also described as asking everyone in attendance for identification, insulting parents who have decided to bring children to the show, and as described by Strict, simply making up rules as he went along.

This is the second event in a row police have shown up to the UBW shows. Two weeks ago at Backyard Brawl 4, contender Ajax was forced to forefit towards the end of the UBW World Championship match after police showed up to arrest the superstar on alleged drug charges.

Police have shown up to many UBW events over the years, but most have had a great track record of being nothing but courteous, entertained and pleased with the law-abiding compliance held by Untied Backyard Wrestling.

Members of the Championship Committee have collectively released a brief statement on the issue saying: “Fuck, fuck, fuck da police. Fuck, fuck, fuck da police. Yo, just fuck em!”