So ladies and gentlemen “The Craplist” has some stuff to air out. I guess you could call this the “Crap” Going on in UWA!
First off Lets start off right in the war zone of what The Fallen, Our Lovely Champion Big PP, The Eastside Brick Wall, And of course the now famous Joshua Burns, did on this past week’s massacre. Not only is it a slap in the face to every UWA fan that these so called Legends in the back yard completely disgraced the UWA. They did it in a manner that completely defiles the UWA title to lengths I don’t know will ever be repaired. The Fallen…..First off this egotistical, self centered, So called best wrestler around….was once the biggest challenger for the UWA strap, could have been the greatest challenger and won the world title from peepers! lets not forget his personal mission along side Joshua Burns and Hugh Flynt to try and destroy UWA! Paired with Big PP the most unstoppable champion to date in UWA have become the thorn in the side of the UWA officials and management. The length’s these guys went to to make their point was a huge disgrace to ” The present” and Big Daddy Dave! I have a feeling BDD and AP are looking for payback on these gent’s! AP challenging for the UWA title could be a huge upset on the killing machine that Burns is the brains behind. Imagine it! The Present walking out the UWA champion at King of the Backyard!! He’s beat Peepers before and im sure this tough superstar can do it again!!
Onto a matter that i think needs addressed!
El Que….what can be said about this guy? Is UWA serious? They let this guy have his own cooking show? I think were gonna have the FCC and PETA all over us because of this joker! Come on UWA killing cats isn’t a draw….PYRO is a bigger draw! I for one am voting to end “Cooking with El Que!”
Also…The Package! How is a guy gonna run around with his dick hanging from his trousers? This guy should be banned from everything that is Backyard wrestling! Go back to molesting a box of nails! You are the reason tiger’s eat their young. Call me liberal but i think something better be done about this guy before you see him on the news!
Something I was really proud of this past week had to be Ajax putting a complete beating on Hugh Flynt! True, he did lose the match along side Cat killa Que, but he showed everybody The East Side Brick Wall can crumble and will eventually fall. Ajax proved he is a force to be reckoned with and no one should stand in his way! He truly is the son of the backyard. The hardcore, tough as nails, messiah of hardcore has come! You all better take notice and step aside!
Josh Burns- yes I covered him a little bit….but i have a few things to say about this guy. I will agree he has a brain and has the ability to pretty much do anything he wants. He took 3 huge icon’s in the backyard, and controls both title’s in UWA, But are you seriously buying this guy? How long is it gonna be before he screws one of his boys over? We all know he’s drawn to the UWA champion, when “The Self Centered One” had the title Burns was all over it, Now that ” The Human Train Wreck” has the title he’s with him. When Peepers loses this title watch how fast Burns jumps ship. This guy is gold crazy and will do anything to make a fast buck! This guy is the Antichrist of backyard wrestling, he’s a leach that sucks the life out of the champion. Watch my words come to play!
Well folks till next week! i hope you enjoyed my opinions and just remember wipe twice before you flush…berries aren’t as fun as they sound!
John T. Oilet
