Wow what a week. After my last report, a new rumor source has surfaced. While I definitely respect Rumor Man Pete for what he has done for backyard wrestling rumors, I feel my information is definitely more trust worthy. That being said, lets get to the bottom of the bag shall we:
Rumors have surfaced that a member of the Championship Committee has been arrested and could be facing hard time. From what has been reported, there was an accident where a white BMW crashed into a concrete barricade going over 90 miles per hour and the driver was seen swerving on the highway. When police arrived at the scene the driver opened his driver side door and after 13 glass bottles poured from the floor board, proceeded to call the police several derogatory names and continued to spit on the boys in blue. After the driver of the vehicle blew over triple the legal limit, police arrested the individual and escorted him to the drunk tank. Due to the Committee’s discretion of there true identities, the elected representative of the Championship Committee stated she had no comment at this time on the matter.
Word has it that there is a new masked wrestler currently in developmental that will be appearing on UWA Monday Night Massacre in the upcoming weeks. No further information has surfaced except that this new wrestler used to work for the department of motor vehicles. More details to come.
“The Present” Anthony Perez was recently offered by VH1 to lend a hand on the popular television show “I love the 80’s”. However, Perez turned down the offer citing it as a bad career decision. “I’m not a comedian, and I wasn’t even around for the 80’s that much.”
Josh Burns and Big Poppa Peepers have reportedly requested a sit down interview with the myspace.com/uwa_wrestling staff to be able to air some of there grievances on a number of topics. While we have yet to hear a confirmation on this information, the source is said to be trust worthy, so I’d keep an eye here on the site to see if it comes to fruition.
Thats what I know for now. Until next time, always remember, choose paper over plastic.
B.P. Bagg
