United Backyard Wrestling

You’re going to have to forgive me, when I was attempting to cut the eye hole out of my snazzy headwear, I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye. Anything for the cause! Anyway, with the IBW airing most of there frustrations on Monday Night Massacre, I’m afraid I don’t have to much to really report on, but never fear, that wont stop me from digging through the bag known as the truth!

Obviously our stop story has to be the return of the man from Hell, Maine known as Pyro. As I reported in an earlier post has been confirmed in front of all of the UWA faithful. Read the rest of this entry »

On our last broadcast of Monday Night Massacre here on Myspace, we saw an unholy alliance between The Fallen, The Eastside Brickwall, and the W.E.E.D. After a hellacious battle between “The Present” Anthony Perez and “Big Daddy” Dave Johnson, this contingent of backyard bullies proceeded to decimate and almost destroy the heart and soul of the UWA. What has brought this fearsome four to unite? Will “Big Daddy” Dave Johnson and Anthony Perez seek retribution? Will the Championship Committee respond to these actions? Read the rest of this entry »

So ladies and gentlemen “The Craplist” has some stuff to air out. I guess you could call this the “Crap” Going on in UWA!

First off Lets start off right in the war zone of what The Fallen, Our Lovely Champion Big PP, The Eastside Brick Wall, And of course the now famous Joshua Burns, did on this past week’s massacre. Not only is it a slap in the face to every UWA fan that these so called Legends in the back yard completely disgraced the UWA. They did it in a manner that completely defiles the UWA title to lengths I don’t know will ever be repaired. The Fallen…..First off this egotistical, self centered, So called best wrestler around….was once the biggest challenger for the UWA strap, could have been the greatest challenger Read the rest of this entry »

Due to circumstances beyond our control, Monday Night Massacre was unforunately unable to attend due to a scheduling issue. Half the UWA Roster was sent tp take part in the international masked wrestling tournament, while the other half were unfortunately in no ability to compete after a pre-show party began the day before. Read the rest of this entry »

After Monday Night Massacre went off the air, we ended up with more questions than answers. “Big Daddy” DAve Johnson challenged the current UWA Heavyweight Champion to a one on one East Side Street Fight. With no rules except that Josh Burns “take a walk”. After a violent encounter that took both wrestlers past the cameras view and into the back, we then saw the continued battle between The Package and Woo 2, seemingly finishing the main event contest. What happened between Big Daddy Dave and Big Poppa Peepers? Is the war between The Package and Woo 2 finally over or will the backstage battle continue through another massacre? Did the four wrestlers pass each other?

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Hello one, and hello all, it’s that time again for…. RUMOR. MAN. PETE.
The feedback on the first column back was great, so I’ve decided to do half the work of the last article and coast the success of my UWA website debut of last week.

- The folks at TMZ have caught wind that the questionable lucha libre, El Que? has been invited to take part in next seasons Dancing with Stars. The UWA superstar, and man behind the successful Kitty Burrito reportedly told paparazzi “Excited am I for this great experience! Around the world they will chant my name. From my impressive wrestling moves, to my stunning looks, I will make the women weak in the knees! For sore knees though, I take Tylenol Pain Reliever! It takes 4 Advil to match the strength of all new Tylenol. Tylenol, trusted in more E.R. than other medicine!” Read the rest of this entry »

Wow what a week. After my last report, a new rumor source has surfaced. While I definitely respect Rumor Man Pete for what he has done for backyard wrestling rumors, I feel my information is definitely more trust worthy. That being said, lets get to the bottom of the bag shall we:

Rumors have surfaced that a member of the Championship Committee has been arrested and could be facing hard time. From what has been reported, there was an accident where a white BMW crashed into a concrete barricade going over 90 miles per hour Read the rest of this entry »

Well hello one, and hello all, it’s the rumor telling, cross eyed sportin, heavy lisp speakin son-of-a-bitch, Rumor Man Pete, with the latest dirt from my latest employer, UWA. It’s been awhile, and I have missed you all as dearly as the “cold sores” on Anthony Perez’ upper lip.

Onto the meat and potatoes…

- The Package was supposed to be the special M.C. at the ‘Hannah Montana Explosivo Tour’ show this past week in Baltimore, Maryland. According to fan reports, The Package got the crowd of teenage girls all sorts of worked up during the pre-show but was unable to perform when it matters because he was too excited and collapsed on stage. According to the embarrassed Package “this never happened before”. Read the rest of this entry »