UBW: Mr. Burns how are you doing after that vicous attacked you suffered last Tuesday on Revulsion thanks to the hands of Alex?
Burns: Well, I’m a little sore but other than that I am feeling ok I guess.
UBW: Well Burns I for one can say that what Alex did shocked me and the world. Did it shock you?
Burns: Yea it did, I mean come on. First the shocker with Alex Andreuws at Backyard Brawl 2 and now Alex this past Tuesday, I guess I have bad luck with people with the first name Alex.
UBW: It must be. Speaking of BYB2; why didn’t you just do the right thing and not count the three in the final pinfall that gave Andreuws the World Title?!
Burns: I Did do the right thing I thought, however maybe I was wrong. See my job in that match up was to be a ref and that is it. It was a grueling no holds bared match up, interference wasn’t a disqualification. So I counted the 1-2-3 and did my job.
UBW: Valid point by the Chief of Staff. Another question arises from this all Burns; Do you think Alex was acting on behalf of Gregory Stevens at Revulsion?
Burns: Ya know, I can’t say. I’d at least like to hope that it wasn’t another talent lured in by Gregory Stevens to his side to fight against everything I have worked for. But who knows, the lure Gregory Stevens offers of gold and spotlight is tempting for the strongest man. He has almost been associated with everyone in UBW today.
UBW: That is true. Since we are on the note of Gregory Stevens, is there a possibility that we can see you and Gregory Stevens in the ring again for ‘all the marbles’? Or have you given up because of such events as Ruckus?
Burns: Oh no, its not over. Not by a long shot! You see thats one of the things I was going to cover in what I was going to tell Steves right before I was laid out with a shot to the back of the head by Alex, I wanted to purpose one more match, one last time. But we will have to see if that greasy haired son of a bitch will finally have enough balls to see me face to face without any sneak attacks.
UBW: Wow, intense words from an intensely pissed Chief of Staff. Mr. Burns do you have any closing statements to all these events? Do you think Alex should be allowed back into the UBW after his actions?
Burns: Well, I’d say Alex is a great talent. No matter what he does to me he should be in UBW, however there will be hell to pay when I get my way. And I guess my last statement I can make has gotta be towards Stevens. Stevens, I can’t wait till your blood is on my hands, I’ll see you Tuesday at Revulsion.
UBW: Wow Thank You Chief of Staff Burns. We will see you on Tuesday at what will be an explosive Revulsion!
